DAMNIT. I find a really nice guy with a really rich sick mom and I get screwed by the fucking system again! My sister Joanna Angel failed at getting my husband to sign over his inheritance, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and trick his brother Will Havoc into doing so. It wasn’t as easy as I thought it would be- my brother-in-law said I needed an excuse to see him! Pretending to care is so hard, and he saw right through my ‘funeral card’ plan, noticing it was in fact, not a card, but his mom’s will. I mean, his name is Will, and I brought over a will, so.. UGH. Anyway, terrible people turn him on, so I used my pussy as a last resort to get my way. Piece of cake! …or is it?