SCENE OPENS on a married couple Vanessa (Liv Revamped) and Carl (Donnie Rock), sitting comfortably at a restaurant with a plate of mostly-eaten food and a pair of scotch glasses almost empty, with only the remnants of melting ice cubes remaining. It’s clear they’ve been there for some time already. They are giggling and talking in low voices amongst each other, reminiscing fondly about a trip they took years ago together. Vanessa affectionately touches her husband often as they chat, her hand effortlessly resting on his shoulder, on his hand, on his lap, as she leans in. Clearly she’s a warm, physical person. Carl is a bit stiffer, keeping his arms between his legs as he sits and blushing a bit whenever the conversation gets flirty, but he looks like he’s having a good time as well. After a half-minute, the waiter Brayden (Michael Vegas) visits their table and asks if they’re having a good time. He remarks that they look dressed for a special occasion, and the wife remarks it’s their anniversary, holding up her ring with a smile. The waiter congratulates them and asks can get them anything more to eat. ‘Oh, no,’ the husband exclaims with a laugh, pointing at the plate and saying that they’re still making their way through this one. What he doesn’t notice is that the wife meanwhile has mouthed the words ‘your dick’ to the waiter, and then sexily picks up a long-shaped appetizer and licks the tip suggestively. Brayden looks taken aback, but tries to remain professional and ignore what he saw. Carl certainly didn’t seem to notice. Brayden stumbles over his next couple of words, but eventually regains his cool and resumes the waiter small talk. He asks how long they’ve been married. Five years, they exclaim in unison. Vanessa remarks that the traditional anniversary gift for five years is… ‘wood,’ she says after a brief pause, and after catching Brayden’s gaze her eyes move down to the waiter’s crotch suggestively. Brayden coughs uncomfortably and his eyes flick to her husband as if to say ‘he’s sitting right next to you’. Oblivious, Carl remarks that Vanessa got him a gorgeous wooden chess board as a gift, and that he couldn’t ask for a better present. Or a better wife. He feels like the luckiest guy in the world. Vanessa looks back to Carl and says something sweet in reply, touching him fondly on the shoulder as if completely innocent. Vanessa straightens up in her chair and says to her husband ‘Darling, I think I’d like to spend a few minutes to freshen up a bit before we go back to the house. Um, ‘Brayden’?’ she says, reading the nameplate on his uniform, ‘could you be a dear and top off my husband so he doesn’t miss me TOO much while he waits?’ Carl laughs warmly. Unbeknownst to him, as his wife goes towards the bathroom Vanessa signals for the waiter to follow her. She walks through the women’s bathroom door with the camera following behind, and she confidently waits standing against the wall for several seconds until the door bursts open and the waiter charges into the bathroom. He moves straight towards Vanessa and they collide in a passionate kiss without word or pause.